The Missing Water Bottle

Seven Dollars Talks

At the four-mile mark I saw a middle-aged, innocent looking lady in trouble. She was having problems with her Volkswagen and had opened the hood. She said, "Can you give me a hand?"

O God, I know nothing about cars. I said, "I know nothing about mechanics, but please wait. In ten minutes I will be able to send you my chauffeur." She didn't understand my English, so I said, "My driver, my driver."

Then I began running quite fast to look for a telephone booth to call the disciple who drives me around. After 200 metres, I saw an ambulance driver asleep in his ambulance. As soon as I passed him he woke up and said, "Hey, such a beautiful, cool morning. Don't you know how to enjoy sleep? You woke me up."I said, "Friend, can you do me a favour? A girl is having trouble with her car."

He said, "Pretty girl?"

I said, "Middle-aged lady." This man was a real joker. I never carry money when I run, but this time I happened to have seven dollars with me. I gave him the money, and the seven dollars talked. He immediately turned on the motor and made a wrong turn down a one-way street heading toward the lady. When I saw him finally talking to the lady, I said, "Now I have done my part. He is a joker, but he will fix her car. So I continued running.

-29 September 1979

The Policeman

Twenty metres away from the five-mile mark there was a parked police car with two policemen in it. One of them was asleep. The other one said to me, "Sir, how I wish I didn't have duty at this hour. Why don't you go and rest? Why do you have to run at this hour?"

I said, "I enjoy it."

He asked, "Where are you going?"

I answered, "Somebody has put water at this spot to drink."

The policeman said, "Don't you want to drink it? Aren't you thirsty?"

I said, "No, I am not thirsty."

"Go home and sleep," he said.

-29 September 1979

A Great Runner

When I had run another mile and a half, I stopped for a second or two. Immediately a tiny dog came and sat by my right foot, wanting me to caress it and give it a little kindness. I never do this kind of thing, but this time I bent a little to touch the dog's head. The owner, who was bald-headed, wearing a grey coat, came over to me and said, "My Dolly has fallen in love with you."

I kept caressing the dog. The owner said, "Dolly, do you want to become a great runner like this gentleman?"

I said, "How I wish I could become a great runner!"

-29 September 1979

Excerpt from Run And Become, Become And Run, Part 2 by Sri Chinmoy