Relaxation-Secrets For The Pressured Mind

by Sri Chinmoy

Welcome to the home of Relaxation-Secrets For The Pressured Mind by Sri Chinmoy.
First published by Agni Press in 1988.
Reprinted with permission of Sri Chinmoy.

• Happy Families...
  • "father, Do You Know That I Can...
  • "father, Father, I Really Don't Want To...
  • "mother, Mother, I Am Dying To Be...
  • "robert, You Have Eaten But You Have...
  • "where Are You Going, My Young Child?...
  • "my Father Tells Me That My Face...
  • "let Us Play School....
  • "my Sister Is Only Two Years Old,...
  • "brother, May I Join You?...
  • "everybody Tells Me That I Look Like...
  • "my Daughter Spends So Much Money Every...
  • "how Many Times Have I Asked You...
  • "i Asked My Son To Take Garlic...
  • "why Is Your Little Brother Crying?...
  • Husband: I Am So Hungry, I Could...
  • "father, How Much Are You Worth?...
  • A Mother Said To Her Son: "we...
  • "my Brother And I Know All The...
  • A Mother Said To Her Daughter: "please...
• Between Friends...
  • "what Were You Doing?...
  • "what Is On Your Neck?...
  • "will You Come To My Place To...
  • "you Have Lunch All Over Your Face....
  • "i Am Very Sad That The Company...
  • "you Could Be A Good Singer, Except...
  • "i Am Hungry....
  • "are You Planning To Go To A...
  • "i Can Easily Tell You The Name...
  • "what Is The Difference Between A Dreamboat...
  • "suppose Your Father Owed One Hundred Dollars...
  • "do You Know That Your Face Is...
  • Two Little Children Were Talking....
  • Little Boy: My Father Is A Great...
  • "help Me!...
  • "can You Tell Me What Is Today's...
  • One Friend Said To Another: "how Do...
  • "do You Mind If I Smoke Cigarettes...
  • "my Friend's Friend Has One Eye And...
  • "who Has Broken The Window?...
  • One Friend Said To Another: "i Am...
  • "come Quickly And Help Me....
  • "what Will You Do When You Grow...
  • "what Is The Fat Thing That You...
  • "why Did You Bury Your Cat?...
  • One Friend To Another: "seven Is An...
  • "do You Know That My Baker Friend...
  • "why Are You Laughing So Much?...
  • "is There Any Special Reason Why You...
  • "if You Do Not Give Me The...
  • "do You Know What My Friend Did...
• Those Memorable Schooldays . . .
  • Teacher: Tell Me, Who Did Not Invent...
  • Teacher: All Your Answers Are Wrong....
  • The Teacher Was Taking Attendance: "henry Stanley?...
  • "do You Know That This Morning Our...
  • "didn't You Miss School Yesterday, Robert?...
  • Teacher: Do You Know When Rome Was...
  • "susan, Why Are You Late To School?...
  • Teacher: Why Do You Come Late Every...
  • "where Is The River Seine?...
  • "i Told You To Draw For Me...
  • "why Didn't You Come To School Yesterday?...
  • "my Teacher Has Been Asking Me To...
  • The Teacher Telephoned Stephanie's Home To Ask...
  • Teacher: Tell Me What Is The First...
  • Teacher: Tell Me The Name Of The...
  • "george, How Is It That You Did...
  • Teacher: What Is Wrong?...
  • A Little Schoolgirl Was Crying In The...
  • Teacher: I Shall Give You An "a"...
  • "where Are You Going?...
  • "why Do We Need Our Heart, Our...
• Upon Doctor's Orders ...
  • "have You Taken The Medicine That I...
  • "doctor, I Have Come To Take My...
  • "doctor, Doctor, For Days And Days I...
  • "so, You Have Taken My Advice?...
  • Doctors Wear Masks, Not Because They Need...
  • "i Am Recovering Here At Home Because...
  • "doctor, Doctor, Can You See That I...
  • "doctor, My Wife Is Suffering From Meningitis....
  • "father Is Miserable....
• Service With A Smile . . .
  • "i Don't Know Why Cooks Have To...
  • "why Is There A Butterfly In My...
  • "nobody Is Allowed To Enter This Restaurant...
  • "waiter, Why Are There Coins In My...
  • "this Restaurant Is Very Clean And Tidy....
  • Diner: You Have Only Brought Me One...
  • "why Is There A Cockroach In My...
  • "how Long Is The Pizza Going To...
• Misdeamors...
  • When If I Foggy, What Do The...
  • "somebody Picked My Pocket....
  • "i Do Not Know Why The Police...
  • The Judge Said To The Culprit: "tell...
  • "doctor, Please Tell Me How To Stop...
  • "you Have To Tell The Court How...
  • "can You Tell Me Of An Experience...
  • The Judge Said To The Criminal: "why...
  • Why Did Robin Hood Rob Onlyfrom The...
• The Art Of Repartee . . .
  • Why Do You Carry Your Umbrella Every...
  • What Kind Of Conversation Do An Envelope...
  • If Forty Monkeys Run After One Monkey,...
  • When Do You Feed Lion's Milk To...
  • What Was The Tallest Mountain Before Mount...
  • What Is A Skeleton?...
  • What Is Wind?...
  • Who Wears The Biggest Boots In The...
  • "when Do You Usually Take Your Midday...
  • What Water Will Never Freeze?...
  • "can You Give Me A Piece Of...
  • What Is A Calendar?...
  • "are You Not Ashamed Of Begging At...
  • Why Did You Throw Your Timepiece Away?...
  • What Happens When Your Clock Strikes 13...
  • How Is Your Trampoline Business Going?...
  • Why Are You So Eager To Work...
  • Where Do You Find A Great Talker?...
  • Why Are You Unwilling To Become An...
  • Somebody Said To A Barber, "i Need...
  • Who Is Fireproof?...
  • Do The Stairs Take You To The...
  • What Is Money?...
  • Can You Tell Me Napoleon's Nationality?...
  • Why Are The Professional Boxers So Great?...
  • What Lives Shorter Than Anything Else?...
  • What Is The Place Where It Does...
  • How Can You Stop A Running Nose?...
  • Do You Know How To Stand On...
  • What Do You Need For A Leap...
  • We Need Tires To Hold Up Automobiles....
  • What Is The Thing That Happens Once...
  • Do You Know Where The American Declaration...
  • Will You Be Kind Enough To Give...
  • Why Do The Gods Fly To Their...
  • Three Men Went Into The Swimming Pool....
  • If Your Own Uncle's Sister Is Not...
  • What Time Of Day Is The Same...
  • Why Do We Always See Cows Wearing...
  • Which Are The Animals That Can Jump...
  • Where Are We Supposed To Keep Proofreaders?...
  • Why Does The Ocean Roar?...
  • Why Do The White Goats Eat More...
  • Did You Miss The Train?...
  • One Tooth Said To Another Tooth While...
  • What Are The Things That Are Extremely...
  • Here Today, Tomorrow Elsewhere....
  • What Country Needs Warm Clothes Every Day...
  • Who Shaves Every Day At Least Seven...
  • What Is The Opposite Of "big Mum"?...
  • A Little Boy Came To A Cashier...
  • Is There Any Way You Can Waste...
  • "tell Me, Conductor, Will This Bus Take...
  • What Do You Call A Lady Letter...
  • When Do Health Food Fanatics Get Sick?...
  • What Is Infinitely More Difficult To Keep...
  • "this Bread Is Very Warm!...
  • How Can I Avoid Biting Insects?...
  • Why Are You Wearing Shorts To See...
  • What Is The Thing That You Get...
  • Why Is The River So Rich?...
  • Is There Anything You Can Hold Without...
  • Why Is Europe Like A Frying Pan?...
  • Why Did The Donkey Sit On A...
  • "do You Know Why Joseph And Mary...
  • "i Would Like To Have A Room...
  • When Do Horses Have Twenty Feet?...
  • "alas, Forever And Forever It Has Gone....
  • What Are The Letters That Can Frighten...
  • Have You Heard The Story About The...
  • How Is It That A Bachelor Is...
  • Which Country Has The Most Appetite?...
  • At What Time Of The Day Was...
  • What Is A Child After He Is...
  • Is There Any Way You Can Jump...
  • What Did The Car Say To The...
  • "conductor, How Long Will The Next Bus...
  • I Have Ten Cows And Twenty Goats....
  • Tell Me, Australia Or The Moon, Which...
  • Tell Me If There Is Any Way...
  • What Nut Has No Shell?...
  • "are You Able To Tell Me When...
  • What Do You Get If You Dial...
  • "please Tell Me How I Can Get...
  • What Is The Best Way To Escape...
  • Why Is The Sky So Vast And...
  • If An Airplane Crashes Between India And...
  • "do You Think All Fish Go To...
  • "who Are You?...
  • The Barber Said To Himself: "alas, Alas,...
  • What Is The Best Way To Speak...
  • What Happens When You Dial 6-6-6?...
  • How Can You Tell If A Monkey...
  • What Does A Horse Have That No...
  • What Is The Thing That We All...
  • What Is The Difference Between Electricity And...
  • "i Like Cheese, But I Do Not...
  • In Winter Athletic Competitions, Who Is The...
  • What Is The Name Of The Biggest...
  • How Do You Know That An Elephant...
  • What Has A Mouth But Never Speaks?...
  • What Has A Neck But No Head?...
  • If Your Peacock Lays An Egg In...
  • Who Eventually Drives All His Customers Away?...
  • What Is It That Runs And Runs...
  • What Are The Two Holes That Our...
  • What Has Hundreds Of Limbs But Can...
  • What Is The Noisiest Of Games?...
  • What Runs And Runs But Has No...
  • What Did The Little Telephone Say To...
  • If My Right Hand Is Holding Four...
  • What Is The Plural Of Dog?...
  • Why Is It That Nobody Enjoys Gossip...
  • What Is The Difference Between A Doormat...