Those Memorable Schooldays . . .
Teacher: Tell Me, Who Did Not Invent...
TEACHER: Tell me, who did not invent the airplane?
STUDENT: The Wrong Brothers.
Teacher: All Your Answers Are Wrong....
TEACHER: All your answers are wrong. I shall punish you most severely.
STUDENT: No, no. I only deserve half punishment.
TEACHER: Why?
STUDENT: Because my father did most of it.
The Teacher Was Taking Attendance: "henry Stanley?...
The teacher was taking attendance: "Henry Stanley?"
Robin answered: "Absent."
"Shut up," the teacher said, "he can speak for himself."
"do You Know That This Morning Our...
"Do you know that this morning our President was married to the First Lady?" said the teacher to the student.
"How can it be possible?" said the student. "Eve is not here."
"didn't You Miss School Yesterday, Robert?...
"Didn't you miss school yesterday, Robert?"
"Oh no, not in the least!"
Teacher: Do You Know When Rome Was...
TEACHER: Do you know when Rome was built?
STUDENT: Definitely not during the night! It was all built during the day. It took many days to build it, but it was definitely not done at night.
"susan, Why Are You Late To School?...
"Susan, why are you late to school?"
"Because I overslept."
"That means you sleep at home as well? The sleep you get in class is not enough?"
Teacher: Why Do You Come Late Every...
TEACHER: Why do you come late every day?
STUDENT: It is not my fault. Unfortunately, every day you ring the bell before I come.
"where Is The River Seine?...
"Where is the River Seine?" asked the teacher.
One student replied, "You are the teacher. Therefore, you should know the answer. It is I who should be asking you that question."
"i Told You To Draw For Me...
"I told you to draw for me a horse and cart," said the teacher. "You have only drawn the horse for me. What is wrong with you?"
"Nothing is wrong with me. The horse will automatically draw the cart."
"why Didn't You Come To School Yesterday?...
"Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
"I had some trouble with one of my teeth."
"How is it today?"
"Actually, I do not know. The dentist is taking care of it."
"my Teacher Has Been Asking Me To...
"My teacher has been asking me to write more clearly."
"Then why don't you listen to her?"
"If I listen to her, she will only find more spelling mistakes."
The Teacher Telephoned Stephanie's Home To Ask...
The teacher telephoned Stephanie's home to ask why she was not at school. A female voice said: "Stephanie is very sick. Therefore, she is unable to come to school."
"To whom am I talking?" asked the teacher.
"This is my mother."
Teacher: Tell Me What Is The First...
TEACHER: Tell me what is the first thing in the Bible? STUDENT: Page one.
Teacher: Tell Me The Name Of The...
TEACHER: Tell me the name of the first man.
STUDENT: George Washington.
TEACHER: Not Adam?
STUDENT: You did not ask who was the first man created. You just asked who was the first man.
"george, How Is It That You Did...
"George, how is it that you did not hear me call?"
"I did hear you, Sir, but you asked me not to answer back when you speak to me."
Teacher: What Is Wrong?...
TEACHER: What is wrong? Why are you crawling into the room?
STUDENT: What can I do? You forbade me to walk into the room if I come late. Therefore, I am crawling.
A Little Schoolgirl Was Crying In The...
A little schoolgirl was crying in the park. A kind-hearted lady asked her: "Why are you crying?"
"Sciatica."
"At your age?"
"No. I am not suffering from sciatica, but I did not spell it correctly and that's why my teacher scolded me."
Teacher: I Shall Give You An "a"...
TEACHER: I shall give you an "A" in History if you can tell me something mysterious about Julius Caesar.
STUDENT: "I came: I saw; I conquered."
TEACHER: Anything else?
STUDENT: Oh yes, he is long dead.
"where Are You Going?...
"Where are you going?"
"I am going to school."
"With food in your mouth?"
"No, no. I am going to school with my friend Robert."
"why Do We Need Our Heart, Our...
"Why do we need our heart, our liver and our kidneys," the teacher asked.
A student answered: "We need them for an organ concert."
