Upon Doctor's Orders ...

"have You Taken The Medicine That I...

"Have you taken the medicine that I gave you to improve your memory?"

"Alas, I forgot it."

"Doctor, I have come to take my money back."

"Why?"

"Last night I had a sore throat and you told me that it would never come back. Now it has come back, so you have to return the money I gave you."

"Doctor, doctor, for days and days I have not slept."

"So, you are suffering from insomnia."

"Not actually so. At night I do sleep."

"So, you have taken my advice? You have counted up to 50,000 banana leaves in order to have a good night's sleep?"

"Yes, doctor, I did. But even then I wasn't able to sleep at all."

"Why not?"

"Because by then it was time for me to wake up."

Doctors wear masks, not because they need them to operate, but because they do not want to be known afterwards.

"I am recovering here at home because the doctor has given me a very severe shock treatment from his office."

"How was he able to do that?"

"He just sent me his bill."

"Doctor, doctor, can you see that I have a bucket on my head?"

"Yes, I can see it. That is why you look so pale."

"Doctor, my wife is suffering from meningitis."

"So you have come here to take medicine from me?"

"Yes. But give me the medicine that will not cure her and for that I will give you more money."

"Father is miserable."

"Why? You told me the operation was a success."

"The operation was successful, but the bill is exhorbitant."

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