The Taster

I went to a restaurant in Hawaii that lets you take whatever you want for a fixed price of $4.75. They had twenty items to choose from.

When I got to the cash register, the lady placed her hand on my shoulder and asked, "Are you going to pile your plate still higher?"

The plate was so small! Out of twenty items, I won't take a little of each?Saraswati was behind me, but she didn't have the heart to insult the lady.

-8 July 1985