Relaxation-Secrets For The Pressured Mind

by Sri Chinmoy

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First published by Agni Press in 1988. Reprinted with permission of Sri Chinmoy.

Table of contents:

• Happy Families...
  1. "father, Do You Know That I Can...
  2. "father, Father, I Really Don't Want To...
  3. "mother, Mother, I Am Dying To Be...
  4. "robert, You Have Eaten But You Have...
  5. "where Are You Going, My Young Child?...
  6. "my Father Tells Me That My Face...
  7. "let Us Play School....
  8. "my Sister Is Only Two Years Old,...
  9. "brother, May I Join You?...
  10. "everybody Tells Me That I Look Like...
  11. "my Daughter Spends So Much Money Every...
  12. "how Many Times Have I Asked You...
  13. "i Asked My Son To Take Garlic...
  14. "why Is Your Little Brother Crying?...
  15. Husband: I Am So Hungry, I Could...
  16. "father, How Much Are You Worth?...
  17. A Mother Said To Her Son: "we...
  18. "my Brother And I Know All The...
  19. A Mother Said To Her Daughter: "please...
• Between Friends...
  1. "what Were You Doing?...
  2. "what Is On Your Neck?...
  3. "will You Come To My Place To...
  4. "you Have Lunch All Over Your Face....
  5. "i Am Very Sad That The Company...
  6. "you Could Be A Good Singer, Except...
  7. "i Am Hungry....
  8. "are You Planning To Go To A...
  9. "i Can Easily Tell You The Name...
  10. "what Is The Difference Between A Dreamboat...
  11. "suppose Your Father Owed One Hundred Dollars...
  12. "do You Know That Your Face Is...
  13. Two Little Children Were Talking....
  14. Little Boy: My Father Is A Great...
  15. "help Me!...
  16. "can You Tell Me What Is Today's...
  17. One Friend Said To Another: "how Do...
  18. "do You Mind If I Smoke Cigarettes...
  19. "my Friend's Friend Has One Eye And...
  20. "who Has Broken The Window?...
  21. One Friend Said To Another: "i Am...
  22. "come Quickly And Help Me....
  23. "what Will You Do When You Grow...
  24. "what Is The Fat Thing That You...
  25. "why Did You Bury Your Cat?...
  26. One Friend To Another: "seven Is An...
  27. "do You Know That My Baker Friend...
  28. "why Are You Laughing So Much?...
  29. "is There Any Special Reason Why You...
  30. "if You Do Not Give Me The...
  31. "do You Know What My Friend Did...
• Those Memorable Schooldays . . .
  1. Teacher: Tell Me, Who Did Not Invent...
  2. Teacher: All Your Answers Are Wrong....
  3. The Teacher Was Taking Attendance: "henry Stanley?...
  4. "do You Know That This Morning Our...
  5. "didn't You Miss School Yesterday, Robert?...
  6. Teacher: Do You Know When Rome Was...
  7. "susan, Why Are You Late To School?...
  8. Teacher: Why Do You Come Late Every...
  9. "where Is The River Seine?...
  10. "i Told You To Draw For Me...
  11. "why Didn't You Come To School Yesterday?...
  12. "my Teacher Has Been Asking Me To...
  13. The Teacher Telephoned Stephanie's Home To Ask...
  14. Teacher: Tell Me What Is The First...
  15. Teacher: Tell Me The Name Of The...
  16. "george, How Is It That You Did...
  17. Teacher: What Is Wrong?...
  18. A Little Schoolgirl Was Crying In The...
  19. Teacher: I Shall Give You An "a"...
  20. "where Are You Going?...
  21. "why Do We Need Our Heart, Our...
• Upon Doctor's Orders ...
  1. "have You Taken The Medicine That I...
  2. "doctor, I Have Come To Take My...
  3. "doctor, Doctor, For Days And Days I...
  4. "so, You Have Taken My Advice?...
  5. Doctors Wear Masks, Not Because They Need...
  6. "i Am Recovering Here At Home Because...
  7. "doctor, Doctor, Can You See That I...
  8. "doctor, My Wife Is Suffering From Meningitis....
  9. "father Is Miserable....
• Service With A Smile . . .
  1. "i Don't Know Why Cooks Have To...
  2. "why Is There A Butterfly In My...
  3. "nobody Is Allowed To Enter This Restaurant...
  4. "waiter, Why Are There Coins In My...
  5. "this Restaurant Is Very Clean And Tidy....
  6. Diner: You Have Only Brought Me One...
  7. "why Is There A Cockroach In My...
  8. "how Long Is The Pizza Going To...
• Misdeamors...
  1. When If I Foggy, What Do The...
  2. "somebody Picked My Pocket....
  3. "i Do Not Know Why The Police...
  4. The Judge Said To The Culprit: "tell...
  5. "doctor, Please Tell Me How To Stop...
  6. "you Have To Tell The Court How...
  7. "can You Tell Me Of An Experience...
  8. The Judge Said To The Criminal: "why...
  9. Why Did Robin Hood Rob Onlyfrom The...
• The Art Of Repartee . . .
  1. Why Do You Carry Your Umbrella Every...
  2. What Kind Of Conversation Do An Envelope...
  3. If Forty Monkeys Run After One Monkey,...
  4. When Do You Feed Lion's Milk To...
  5. What Was The Tallest Mountain Before Mount...
  6. What Is A Skeleton?...
  7. What Is Wind?...
  8. Who Wears The Biggest Boots In The...
  9. "when Do You Usually Take Your Midday...
  10. What Water Will Never Freeze?...
  11. "can You Give Me A Piece Of...
  12. What Is A Calendar?...
  13. "are You Not Ashamed Of Begging At...
  14. Why Did You Throw Your Timepiece Away?...
  15. What Happens When Your Clock Strikes 13...
  16. How Is Your Trampoline Business Going?...
  17. Why Are You So Eager To Work...
  18. Where Do You Find A Great Talker?...
  19. Why Are You Unwilling To Become An...
  20. Somebody Said To A Barber, "i Need...
  21. Who Is Fireproof?...
  22. Do The Stairs Take You To The...
  23. What Is Money?...
  24. Can You Tell Me Napoleon's Nationality?...
  25. Why Are The Professional Boxers So Great?...
  26. What Lives Shorter Than Anything Else?...
  27. What Is The Place Where It Does...
  28. How Can You Stop A Running Nose?...
  29. Do You Know How To Stand On...
  30. What Do You Need For A Leap...
  31. We Need Tires To Hold Up Automobiles....
  32. What Is The Thing That Happens Once...
  33. Do You Know Where The American Declaration...
  34. Will You Be Kind Enough To Give...
  35. Why Do The Gods Fly To Their...
  36. Three Men Went Into The Swimming Pool....
  37. If Your Own Uncle's Sister Is Not...
  38. What Time Of Day Is The Same...
  39. Why Do We Always See Cows Wearing...
  40. Which Are The Animals That Can Jump...
  41. Where Are We Supposed To Keep Proofreaders?...
  42. Why Does The Ocean Roar?...
  43. Why Do The White Goats Eat More...
  44. Did You Miss The Train?...
  45. One Tooth Said To Another Tooth While...
  46. What Are The Things That Are Extremely...
  47. Here Today, Tomorrow Elsewhere....
  48. What Country Needs Warm Clothes Every Day...
  49. Who Shaves Every Day At Least Seven...
  50. What Is The Opposite Of "big Mum"?...
  51. A Little Boy Came To A Cashier...
  52. Is There Any Way You Can Waste...
  53. "tell Me, Conductor, Will This Bus Take...
  54. What Do You Call A Lady Letter...
  55. When Do Health Food Fanatics Get Sick?...
  56. What Is Infinitely More Difficult To Keep...
  57. "this Bread Is Very Warm!...
  58. How Can I Avoid Biting Insects?...
  59. Why Are You Wearing Shorts To See...
  60. What Is The Thing That You Get...
  61. Why Is The River So Rich?...
  62. Is There Anything You Can Hold Without...
  63. Why Is Europe Like A Frying Pan?...
  64. Why Did The Donkey Sit On A...
  65. "do You Know Why Joseph And Mary...
  66. "i Would Like To Have A Room...
  67. When Do Horses Have Twenty Feet?...
  68. "alas, Forever And Forever It Has Gone....
  69. What Are The Letters That Can Frighten...
  70. Have You Heard The Story About The...
  71. How Is It That A Bachelor Is...
  72. Which Country Has The Most Appetite?...
  73. At What Time Of The Day Was...
  74. What Is A Child After He Is...
  75. Is There Any Way You Can Jump...
  76. What Did The Car Say To The...
  77. "conductor, How Long Will The Next Bus...
  78. I Have Ten Cows And Twenty Goats....
  79. Tell Me, Australia Or The Moon, Which...
  80. Tell Me If There Is Any Way...
  81. What Nut Has No Shell?...
  82. "are You Able To Tell Me When...
  83. What Do You Get If You Dial...
  84. "please Tell Me How I Can Get...
  85. What Is The Best Way To Escape...
  86. Why Is The Sky So Vast And...
  87. If An Airplane Crashes Between India And...
  88. "do You Think All Fish Go To...
  89. "who Are You?...
  90. The Barber Said To Himself: "alas, Alas,...
  91. What Is The Best Way To Speak...
  92. What Happens When You Dial 6-6-6?...
  93. How Can You Tell If A Monkey...
  94. What Does A Horse Have That No...
  95. What Is The Thing That We All...
  96. What Is The Difference Between Electricity And...
  97. "i Like Cheese, But I Do Not...
  98. In Winter Athletic Competitions, Who Is The...
  99. What Is The Name Of The Biggest...
  100. How Do You Know That An Elephant...
  101. What Has A Mouth But Never Speaks?...
  102. What Has A Neck But No Head?...
  103. If Your Peacock Lays An Egg In...
  104. Who Eventually Drives All His Customers Away?...
  105. What Is It That Runs And Runs...
  106. What Are The Two Holes That Our...
  107. What Has Hundreds Of Limbs But Can...
  108. What Is The Noisiest Of Games?...
  109. What Runs And Runs But Has No...
  110. What Did The Little Telephone Say To...
  111. If My Right Hand Is Holding Four...
  112. What Is The Plural Of Dog?...
  113. Why Is It That Nobody Enjoys Gossip...
  114. What Is The Difference Between A Doormat...