24.

Have you read George Bernard Shaw and Mark Twain?

— No. But I have red T-shirts.

Alas, my barber is the worst possible haircutter.

— But he definitely tells you the latest, juiciest stories!

From:Sri Chinmoy,Laugh, laugh! Mind-burden gone, Agni Press, 1991
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