8.

"Doctor, my wife is suffering from meningitis."

"So you have come here to take medicine from me?"

"Yes. But give me the medicine that will not cure her and for that I will give you more money."

From:Sri Chinmoy,Relaxation-secrets for the pressured mind, Agni Press, 1988
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