Question: How does God wake up in the morning?

Sri Chinmoy: First of all, unlike mortals, God does not believe in sleeping every night. But, on rare nights, God does take rest or go to sleep. Then, early in the morning when He gets up, He gets up with a universal headache or a universal stomach upset, or with a universal Hope or a universal Inspiration.

From:Sri Chinmoy,The unreal heights of real absurdities, Agni Press, 1991
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