God-Questions answered by Sri Chinmoy

On 14 July 1975, while they were returning by bus from a trip to Ellicottville, New York, Sri Chinmoy invited his disciples to ask him "cute, silly, funny, very short, very simple questions on God." Following are some of the questions and the answers which Sri Chinmoy dictated. They are from Sri Chinmoy's forthcoming book, The Unreal Heights of the Real Absurdities.

Question: Does God have false teeth?

Sri Chinmoy: Yes, God has both false teeth and real teeth. When he devours ignorance, He uses His false teeth. Why? Because ignorance itself is false. But when He eats Light, He uses His real teeth, for Light is eternally real.