Question: Does God own a car?Sri Chinmoy: Yes, God has not only one car but two cars. One is in Heaven, one is on earth. In Heaven the roads are quite spacious; therefore, He drives at an incredible speed and He does not get into an accident. Here on earth the roads are all dark, dingy and narrow; therefore, he is very careful and cautious in driving, since He wants to avoid any kind of accident. In Heaven, while driving, His Delight-capacity makes friends with Immortality's Light. On earth His Wisdom-capacity sits at the foot of Immortality's Life-Tree.
Sri Chinmoy, God the supreme Humourist, part 1, Agni Press, 1974