Who is last?16

In my latest racing adventure in Prospect Park — a two-mile race — I got the first prize because there was no competition in the Masters’ category. There was a group of people who were excellent runners ahead of me. But not even one girl was ahead of me. Behind me were other runners.

Danny knows how to flatter me, and I am full of receptivity for his flattery. Recently, he videotaped a race for half an hour, but he taped only three seconds of my running. So I scolded him.

This time, he wanted to show more of me running, and less of others. So, at the finish line, he video-taped all the runners ahead of me. But, according to Danny, behind me nobody existed! Danny showed that I was the last runner!

RB 200. 16 August 1980