Alan"My Lord, how long should I meditate on You every day?"
"My child, five seconds will be enough."
"Only five seconds? Why? Why?"
"My child, how can I be unjust to you? I don't meditate on you even for one second. Therefore, how can I have the audacity to ask you to meditate on Me for more than five seconds a day?"
"My Lord, You don't meditate on me even for five seconds a day? How can You be so cruel? You are really something!"
"My child, according to you, I am something! I take that as a great blessing to Me'and not as a joke!"