869. GOD ALONE KNOWS

I wanted to become pure.
    Therefore
My Master asked me to stop eating
    Meat and fish.
I immediately stopped.
Alas, God alone knows
  Where Purity-goddess is.

I wanted to become strong.
    Therefore
My Master asked me to take
    Regular exercise.
I immediately started.
Alas, God alone knows
  Where Omnipotence-god is.