Amusing questions on God

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Question: Does the Supreme send His laundry out, or does He do it at home?

Guru: As you know, the Supreme believes in economy. Therefore, He feels it is not advisable on His part to send His laundry outside. It is too expensive. After all, if He has to send it outside, He will need the help of the cosmic gods to carry His laundry. Therefore, He does it at home. Rather, He gets it done. The Supreme asks His Goodwin horse to carry the laundry from Heaven to earth. The horse carries it, and to everybody’s surprise, the horse that carries it down to earth from Heaven is transformed into the seeker Lustre. Then the seeker Lustre does the laundry as a form of dedicated and selfless service free of charge.