Question: Does God wear sneakers?

Guru: Yes, God does. He wears sneakers because He feels He has to absorb some of the emotional heat of earth. This heat is composed of anxiety, worry, fear, doubt, suspicion, jealousy, insecurity, and all other undivine qualities. It is a tremendous heat, so God wants to reduce it. Out of His infinite Compassion, God wants to take some of the load away from earth. So God’s sneakers considerably absorb the heat that earth suffers from.