Question: How long is God's hair?

Guru: God the Man and God the Woman have two different lengths. God the Vidhu-man has hair an inch and a half long and God the Radha-woman has the sesquipedalian length of hair. And something more. God the Radha-woman enjoys the continuous growth of her hair, and God the Vidhu-man does not mind it. God the Man is not jealous of God the Woman’s hair, because at least in one place in God’s entire creation jealousy is not to be found.