245. MASTER MAN AND MASTER GOD

Master man,
I am unemployed.
Please give me a job.
“Massage my feet.
 This will be your regular job.
 I assure you,
 You will draw an exorbitant salary.”

Master God,
I am unemployed.
Please give me a job.
“Massage My Head.
 By the way, you can do this at your sweet will
 Every day or any day.
      BUT
 I shall pay you regularly,
 I shall pay you unreservedly
 With My eternal Gratitude-Plenitude.”