7. Naturally, I was flabbergasted

My occultist friend
Told me that he could run
Faster than a deer.
Naturally, I was flabbergasted.

My yogi friend
Told me that he could
Make himself stronger
Than an elephant.
Naturally, I was fascinated.

My avatar friend
Told me that he became
A faithful dog
To carry my message to God
And God's Message to me.
Naturally, I was happy and grateful.