395. God's calendar: Monday

Sweetest Father, Lord Supreme,
What was wrong with You on Monday?
Why didn’t You come on Monday
To teach us, Your children,
At our cosmic school?
Did anything happen in the family?
Is everyone all right in Your family?
Has anything serious happened?

“No, nothing of the sort.
What actually happened on Monday was this:
I just over-ate My ignorance-food
On Sunday.
Therefore, I felt inexplicably sick.”